My New Middle Name

AMBROSE: I am sooooooo excited! I finally got my very own middle name! When I was adopted, Mommy said I didn't need a middle name, because it seems the only time anyone hears their middle name is when they are in trouble for doing something naughty. Since I am her sweet, perfect boy, she couldn't imagine that I would ever do anything naughty, so I didn't need a middle name. I had resigned myself to living my entire life without a middle name, but I am thrilled to tell you that Mommy has apparently had a change of heart. It seems that she has decided that middle names aren't just for when a kitty is naughty. They can be used when a kitty does something AWESOME too...like chasing his sisters or kicking litter outside the litter box onto the floor and using that as his own private litter box. Since I do a LOT of really awesome things, Mommy finally gave me a middle name that I get to hear a LOT. It is music to my ears! My new middle name is "LOUISE". Isn't it really pretty? At first I was confused because "Louise" is a girl's name, and I am a MANCAT, but Mommy said that was the first name that popped into her head when she saw my handiwork, so that's the middle name I got. Since I had to wait until I was two and a half years old to get my middle name, I am going to try really hard to do lots and lots of AWESOME things so I can make up for lost time and hear my new name a lot. "Ambrose Louise"...it's a dream come true. A NOTE FROM THE MOMMY: I know...I know...I didn't mean to give my sweet little mancat a girl's name. It just popped out of my mouth when I saw his handiwork, and it just stuck. In order to make it up to him, I would like to give him a new better middle name chosen by his blogging furriends. We are taking suggestions for Ambrose's new middle name. Please leave your name suggestions in the comments in this post. Later, we will post a poll so everyone can vote and choose Ambrose's new better middle name.