Kitties! I've been robbed!
Our safe, happy home has become a crime scene! Last night somebody stole our foodz! I noticed it when I was doing my midnight patrols. I discovered my kitten chow and the big kitties' snack buffet had been stolen! I was very, very upset. Luckily Mommy had given me a special snack of my favorite foodz around 10 PM, so I was able to make it through the night without starving. Unfortunately, I also missed breakfast the next morning, because Mommy wanted to take me to the vet's office so I could nap there all day. I'm always up for a nap, so I went along. Unfortunately, I had more things stolen while I was there. I don't even know how it happened. I was just taking a nap, and when I woke up, ...uh...um... somebody had stolen my ::whispers:: hoo-ha's!...and they ::whispers:: shaved my hiney! What kind of sicko criminal would do that to a kitty taking a nap? I'm scared to tell my mom what happened, because I'm afraid she might be disappointed that I didn't keep better track of my, um...stuff. Hopefully, I will be able to find my stolen belongings and get them back before Mommy finds out. So kitties, if you see an ad on Craig's List or hear of someone trying to sell something that sounds like what I lost, let me know...
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Who would steal such a thing? Shocking! Glad you're feeling okay!
Maybe you need to put an ad in the papers: "Lost, two fuzzy nuts--REWARD!"
MOL! We can't even comment we're laffing too much!
Mommy is laffin her asterik off! We'll keep a watch out fur it, er, them, whatefur!
They....they...they was INSURED, right? You can get them replaced, right? Right?
Sorry...The mom's laughing so hard she can't even type a decent response for us.... :-D
Oh no, that's terrible! Some people will steal anything nowadays.
Oh no, that's terrible! I am so sorry you got robbed. I don't want to say this, but I think your mommy is involved in the crime. Taking you to the vet for nap, that sounds like a little trick!!
Holy canoli! Now why would somebuddy want to steal those??
Wow, the things people steal these days! Sorry, but we're not sure you have much chance of getting those back. Ever.
Whoa! Those vet humans are really twisted!
I'm surprised I didn't read about this on CNN...the Cat's News Network...as a headline story.
You'd think they'd want to get word out to other kitties...because ::whispers:: this happened to Nigel, Figaro, Madison and Ginger. ::shudders:: there is a serial thief on the loose!!!!!
That is truly and deeply shocking, Clarence! And I have no idea why #1 is looking at me funny...
Purrs,
Genji
Don't worry, if we catch anyone advertising hiney hair ... um, fur, and **whisper** for sale, we'll let you know.
Clarence, Teddy says the same thing happened to him earlier this year. He never did find his stuff.
Oh no this is terrible. You can never be to careful where ever you are. I hope you find the missing things. This sounds like a CCSI show. Write up a script and we can go into production.
Mom is laughing right now but I don't know why. The police need to find some clues and solve this crime!
JB
Hi Carence, How you doin'?
Oh Dear! My mom is laughing! But I thinks this is a disaster!!
Uh-oh! I think it is some kind of conspiracy. The same thing happened to me about a year and a half ago. My Mom also keeps taking me places where they steal my fur.
Herman
I am sure all is well by now! I was finally able to find your blog again, it was lost too!
Ha..Ha..Ha..Sorry but I have to laf !
Funny Crime Wave !
I think you should look in ebay too..tee..heh
Oh Noos, they stole WHAT. That is just awful. Puddy's idea of eBay is a good one to look for your missing parts. But you will not miss those parts for very long. Things will get better now. Loved this post. Take care.
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