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Ambrose had a very busy night...booked for disturbing the peace, speeding, possession of catnip, semi-public urination, assault with the paw of doom, whapping his bungee critter toy against the door repeatedly in the middle of the night, and grand theft mousie...he claims that he was framed.
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The defendant has reached a deal with the prosecutor. In exchange for all charges being dropped, he has agreed to enter a catnip rehab program and refrain from having a kitty party while Mommy is trying to sleep.
34 comments:
Oh, you are soooooo busted! We hope you will get rehab instead of prison time.
Hahahaha! Caught by the long arm of the mum! We're glad you for a deal, Ambrose. We wouldn't want to see you get sent down!
Been having a good time again, Ambrose...?????
Oh that's a lot of charges, good thing you got off light!
Ha ha ha that has us all laughing over here.
Uh oh, Busted!!
We are glad you came to a deal. We wouldn't want to think of you behind bars.
Ohhhhhh noooooo, Ambrose, you just went all out against the law! We are so glad our Daddy is retired, but there is absolutely no way he would bust you anyway, you are too innocent looking, even in your mug shot! Hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
I hope he can get a lighter sentence for good behavior!
Oh dude, don't get caught! We have midnight madness all the time ... Just far away from Mom. Practice during the day, then party like crazy at night!!!
Purrs,
The Whippy Curly Tails
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I think the mommy just needs some earplugs when she sleeps and let the cat play away! Just lay off the catnip for awhile.
That assault with the paw of doom charge is one we get caught with all the time!!
We're glad you got the charges dropped!!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
:: Mom Edit:: Thanks for your kind words, and your Mom is pretty great too.
Oh no. You're gonna have that record forever Ambrose.
Huffle Mawson
Uh-oh, Ambrose. The trick is to party in the middle of the night quietly enough not to wake the Mom.
Since when is having a nipped out kitty party illegal while beans are sleeping?
Oh dear! Anbrose, its best to spread out the behavior over a couple of days, then they don't notice it as much as doing it all at once.
We think your humans are mistaken. No wrongdoing here.
Haha, Ambrose - you're all right! :)
Hey, Ambrose...weren't you just doing what all us cats do??
Oh rats! Busted! We hope that rehab helps.
Wow, how did they know it was YOU? Didn't you just try to look innocent and groom yourself or something when they came after you? They must be good cops.
You were framed! you need a better lawyer.
Man!!! That Ambrose is getting to be quite the nip cat!!!!!
Good thing he was smart enough to recognize his problem and go to rehab ;) Let's hope he stays there :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
he he kitty party while mom sleeps! Blossom does that too!! She's never been busted and prosecuted!!!
Kodak, 3 Perf and Blossom
At least you can go through the motions of rehab then you can do it all over again !!
We've gotten caught using the paw of doom a few times. The punishment for that alone can be rather steep. We think Ambrose was very, very wise to plea bargain.
-Gandalf and Grayson
oh you rock! :)
Too funny, you are busted! Hope you are behaving now a little....hee hee!
--JB
A-ha~!!!
Oah My!!!
You are my inspiration, Ambrose!
I have had many a warning but never a full out arrest!!
I'll send you a cake with some catnip in the middle. Stick it to "the man"!!!!
Purrs Goldie
hehe, catnip rehab! That's what my sistur Dorydoo needs, too. She's a real niphead! And it's soooooooo much fun to play games when the beans are tryin to sleep. We Ballicai are fond of Thunderin Hurd of Ellyfants!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
That is sooo funny!!!
Awwww! I think your mom will make a deal with you anytime you are busted!
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