This installment of Grrreta's Viewer Mail features another letter from one of our viewers asking for advice. We appreciate your help to answer our perplexed reader's question. Here it is:
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Dear Grrreta's Readers,
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I'm a pretty quiet kitty. I don't meow unless I really, really, really, really, absolutely must immediately get scritches. But, every once in a while, my mommy can hear me in the distance chattering away in a room all by myself making little meeps and trill sounds. It sounds to her like I'm muttering to myself, and it always occurs around either the litter box where my brother has just buried tear-inducing toxic waste or near the kitty mess-hall where he has spilled a dish of MY delicious stinky goodness in the midst of playing his non-stop year-and-a-half-long game of thundering herd of elephants. Since my mommy is often tempted to use words from the bad word list when she sees these messes, she suspects that my little muttering sounds are really kitty cussing. I'm not admitting to anything, but what do you think?
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Sincerely, Schmrrreta (not my real name)
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Grrreta's Viewer Mail - Vol. 6 - Kitty Cussing
This installment of Grrreta's Viewer Mail features another letter from one of our viewers asking for advice. We appreciate your help to answer our perplexed reader's question. Here it is:
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Dear Grrreta's Readers,
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I'm a pretty quiet kitty. I don't meow unless I really, really, really, really, absolutely must immediately get scritches. But, every once in a while, my mommy can hear me in the distance chattering away in a room all by myself making little meeps and trill sounds. It sounds to her like I'm muttering to myself, and it always occurs around either the litter box where my brother has just buried tear-inducing toxic waste or near the kitty mess-hall where he has spilled a dish of MY delicious stinky goodness in the midst of playing his non-stop year-and-a-half-long game of thundering herd of elephants. Since my mommy is often tempted to use words from the bad word list when she sees these messes, she suspects that my little muttering sounds are really kitty cussing. I'm not admitting to anything, but what do you think?
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Sincerely, Schmrrreta (not my real name)
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schmrrreta ...
cussin makez me laff an laff. i say (in da werdz uv da grate tim gunn) "carry on." da end.
grreta ...
cood u take a moment an vote fer halloween squillion uv 2008?
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pleez an thank u.
yerz--jh
Yeah, if Buddah spilled MY Stinky Goodness, there would be lots of fun words being meowed by me, followed by bloodshed.
I go in rooms and talk by myself, but mostly I do it to drive the Woman nuts. Short trip. Hehehe
Those sound like bird-watching sounds to me... but it doesn't sound like you're (I mean, Schmrrreta is) in a bird-watching context when she makes these noises. Hmmm.
Your mom may be on to something.
schmrrreta I often use the cuss of Mother Fluffer! I like to wander the house and chat when I think no one can hear me.
We do that when we see bugs...maybe your brother is just buggin' you.
I swear profusely but it sounds more like Donald Duck than sweet chattering sounds so I am confused. Maybe you are just more polite than me.
Purrs,
Shade
Schmrrreta, I think what your Mommy suspects should not matter to you. You're a cat, do whatever you want.
CAN YOO SEND YER BRUTHER TO ME CUZ I WOOD LOVE TO PLAY THUNDERING HERD OF ELEFUNTS FOR A YEER AND A HAFF AND DUZ HE LIKE BUNNYKIKKING CUZ THAT'S A GAME I LOVE TO PLAY TOO.
YER FREND,
TRRRIPPERRRETA
Dear Schmrrreta, throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Mom's always know.
Shmrrreta, from one ladycat to another, I understand the need to cuss when your brother is being crazy. Sometimes, purrs just aren't enough!
-Suey
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