Mommy did something very bad. Yesterday, I had made very important plans to sneak outside and go bug hunting, so when Mommy opened the door to leave, I made a run for it and escaped to the outdoors. As was explained to me later ad nauseam, apparently I am supposed to clear all field trips with Mommy first. Since I did not have prior approval or supervision for my outing, Mommy tried to lure me back indoors…with no luck. After calling my name a squillion times, in a moment of frustration she said “Come here, Stinky Butt”. (In her defense, the choice of name is not far off base). Much to my delight, I was not the only witness. The next door neighbor just happened to be in his driveway and thought Mommy was talking to him. He laughed and said “Did you just call me Stinky Butt”. Heh heh…Mommy had a lot of ‘splaining to do. . P.S. Even though Mommy said the name in a very sweet voice, she knows it was very wrong and is very, very, very sorry.
Mommy said to tell you that this picture shows my unusual eye colors. My eyes are yellow with a green ring in the center. (If you biggify the picture, it looks even cooler.)