Mommy did something very bad.
Yesterday, I had made very important plans to sneak outside and go bug hunting, so when Mommy opened the door to leave, I made a run for it and escaped to the outdoors. As was explained to me later ad nauseam, apparently I am supposed to clear all field trips with Mommy first. Since I did not have prior approval or supervision for my outing, Mommy tried to lure me back indoors…with no luck. After calling my name a squillion times, in a moment of frustration she said “Come here, Stinky Butt”. (In her defense, the choice of name is not far off base). Much to my delight, I was not the only witness. The next door neighbor just happened to be in his driveway and thought Mommy was talking to him. He laughed and said “Did you just call me Stinky Butt”. Heh heh…Mommy had a lot of ‘splaining to do.
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P.S.
Even though Mommy said the name in a very sweet voice, she knows it was very wrong and is very, very, very sorry.
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P.S.S.
Mommy said to tell you that this picture shows my unusual eye colors. My eyes are yellow with a green ring in the center. (If you biggify the picture, it looks even cooler.)
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26 comments:
Ambrose, your eyes are mesmerising! I hope your mum grovelled lots for calling you such a name!
Huffle Mawson
Ambrose, I must say ,Mom get really uptight about rules!! Everything has to be cleared by them!!!!!!
I wish I could have seen your neighbour though when your Mom called 'stinky butt' !!! hahahahahaha
Purrs Mickey
PeeEss: your eyes ARE really cool!!!!!!
You have pretty eyes. That wasn't nice of your mum to call you stinky butt.
That is funny, Ambrose! Isn't it fun to catch Mom in the act of being silly?
You really do have amazing eyes!
You have very pretty eyes Ambrose. My family sometimes calls me Chubbs. They can be so hurtful.
Stinky Butt??? Tsk, tsk, tsk...
I luf your eyes. Wot a fantastic colour. Mine are sort of gweenie. Did your mommy haf to do some serwious gwovelling to make ammends for her serwious lapse of manners ? I can't believe you are a stinky butt anyway.
That is a very funny story! Very awesome eyes there!
I tried to slip out of the house one time and now my mom watches me like a hawk!
Ha ha ha ha!!! Your mom deserves it, to have the neighbor laugh at her, after calling you a Stinky Butt! My mom was laughing and laughing till she cried.
Purrs,
Abby & Stygia
Your eyes are very beautiful!
One day when Mom was outdoors taking pictures, I pushed the screen door open and strolled out. She shrieked and picked me up, only to notice the two girls were following each other in the opposite direction. You've never seen such running around and general chaos before she got us all back inside! ;-)
I was just going to comment on your beautiful green eyes! I'm so glad you were able to sneak out but more happy to hear you came back safe and sound. Mom would freak out if I got out, but after 12 years living with her... I pretty much know not to try that! *giggles*
Have a nice weekend,
Toulouse
Your eyes are beautiful!
I'm sure your neighbor will tell everyone how your Mommy called him Stinky Butt!
I bet your mommy was pretty angry that you didn't clear that field trip with her!!!!
Thanks so much for the kind words for WInton!!! Mom and WInton appreciate it!!
Kodak, WInton, 3 Perf, Blossom and mom
Hey, I try to get out on field trips too, and I get foiled everytime. And, my eyes have a green ring too, it's not as wide as your's but it is similar. It must be a tabby thing! Tabby things are the best!!
Willie
You do have unique eyes!
Sometimes we try to escape, but there is not a neighbor close enough to hear what Momma calls us. It is sometimes not nice.
~ Napoleon
Hiya Stinky Butt...heheheheh...this comes from Abby (the dawg). I know how you feel; Mom's really get up tight when you don't listen! But they are also all warm 'n fuzzy 'n let you sleeps in their beds when they have been bad to you!
Abby (the dawg)
so stinky butt ... i meen ambrose ... how wuz yer feeld trip anyway?
did u catch any bugz?
luv--jh
That is a bit rude, I think!
I am sure she doesn't smell like roses all the time!!
They are very pretty eyes! FAZ
You have beautiful eyes!
It's not good community relations to call a neighbor Stinky Butt, even by accident. Humans take things much more personally than we do.
We assume you finally returned from your jaunt, since you are writing this post. We're glad you're safe.
Mom giggled at your comment and Miss Peach's too!! I do look like I am in the shape of a heart!!!!!! That's cool :)
Purrs Mickey
That was funny Ambrose! We bet her face was red!! We'll not funny that she called you Stinky Butt, but funny that the neighbor heard! You have gorgeous eyes!
Your FL furiends,
You have gorgeous eyes Ambrose. Ollie had eyes like yours but the green centres were bigger.
I'm still laughing at the neighbour thinking your Mommy called him Stinky Butt. She must have been so embarrassed, poor lady! :) xxx
Gorgeous eye colors Stinky Butt!
Luf, Us
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