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Friday, September 12, 2008

Grrreta's Viewer Mail - Vol. 2 - Schmambrose

This installment of Grrreta's Viewer Mail features another letter from one of our viewers asking for advice. We appreciate any suggestions that may help answer our perplexed reader's question. Here is the question: Dear Grrreta's Readers, I have a very complicated question for you. If two trains are traveling in the same direction on parallel tracks, train A is traveling at 60% the speed of light and train B is traveling at 40 mph, both trains leave the station at midnight, and there are six apples and four oranges in a basket... Just kidding, here's my real question. I can't get my mommy to wake up at 5:00 AM to feed me stinky goodness every morning? What should I do to wake her? Sincerely, Schmambrose (not my real name)

14 comments:

Tracey and Huffle said...

That's a very simple question. Swatting things off the dresser works EVERY time, especially things that are made of glass, or anything breakable.

Huffle Mawson

goldenshade said...

I have this down pat!

It takes practice though. You need to leap onto the bed and land with a back paw right on the full bladder of your mom. Gets them moving every time!

Purrs Goldie

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Gandalf prefers the Meowing right into Mom's nose approach, while I prefer to jump off the top of the headboard onto Mom's chest method. Both seem to have equal success, but my method produces a funny noise from Mom. Bonus!

~Grayson

Angus Mhor said...

Lay on her face..then she can't breef and wakes up and sees it's you!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I use the power of the purr. Purr in her ear really sweetly and dreamily and she'll wake up and can't be mad at you.

Kaze

Chance said...

I sugjest boob walkins an jumpin on dat speshul spot on da tummy dat mayks dem run to the bean litterbox.

Daisy said...

Oh, I had my paper and pencil out and was trying to calculate answer to the train question! Whew!

The Bitey almost always works.

Parker said...

The bladder walk is a fav of mine...

Toulouse said...

Like Daisy, you really had me thinking about those trains. As for waking mom up, I just pester the daylights out of her with my irritating voice that she hates! Always works for me! *giggles*

Mickey said...

I think you should just try reciting that question!! The confusion will seep into her head and she will wake up looking more confused!!
Tell her a trip to the kitchen will make everything clear again ;)
Purrs Mickey

Fin said...

Hi Grreta, Nice to meet you. I will be telling of my very issues with wake up calls on my weekend posts, if you wanted to drop by. It is such a problem. I like your blog, very fun.

Furkidsmom said...

We really like the tummy walk!!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Pasada said...

Hi, Grreta!

Darius uses the sit-on-the-face-and-purr-like-a-maniac method. It's hard to be angry about oxygen deprivation when they're being so darn endearing.

Ms. Hugh's Mom

We3Katz said...

Stick ur noze up one uf her nostlez, that will shoot her outta da bed!